| My Psychology Professor: | People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is. |
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
(via the-black-power-ranger)
i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
(via the-black-power-ranger)
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
(Source: frenchceschi, via sleep-deactivated20130515)
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
(Source: growlithed, via holyshipwreck)
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder godThor really wants his ice cream.
(via angelize)
| My Psychology Professor: | People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is. |
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
(via the-black-power-ranger)
i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
(via the-black-power-ranger)
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
(Source: frenchceschi, via sleep-deactivated20130515)
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
(Source: growlithed, via holyshipwreck)
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder godThor really wants his ice cream.
(via angelize)
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a month.
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
| me: | [walking past book store] |
| me: | [bREATHES HEAVILY] |
| mom: | no |